Say NO! to exams
24. Oct, 2009 
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So it is exam time, and you’ve spent a little too much time playing “DOTA” or “volunteering” for societies. What you need is some more time or, if possible, a way to dodge exams. Well lucky you! Here is something that you can work on for this purpose. Enjoy.
1. Break your Leg
Needs: Sledgehammer, friend
Pseudo-Code: 1. Give sledgehammer to your friend.
2.Although u have your friend’s services, still find a karate master who will break your leg in exchange for a new sledgehammer.
3. Ask the karate master to break your leg.
4. Go to the hospital.
Benefits: It will actually provide you a genuine and lawful doctor’s note (Hospitalization certificate to submit for midterm weight age transfer, since medical certificate is no longer acceptable!.. 
).So don’t wait. Go for this method. It’s worth 15 absolute! 
Drawbacks: Incredible, crippling pain.
2. The Sleep-in Method
Needs: Lack of conscience, Disregard for collegiate success, Sunglasses, Leather Jacket.
Pseudo-Code: 1. Don’t study.
2. Sleep.
3. Continue sleeping.
4. Wake up, tell friends about how you don’t care for studies anymore.
Benefits: Even if you get an “F” in the class, the friends will still give you an “A +”.
Drawbacks: Resulting in the 3rd warning and will soon be kicked out of the campus.
3.The DC Method
Needs: Guts required most importantly and a baseball bat!
Pseudo-Code:
1-Go to the car parking
2-Find your target
3-Break the windows of the car of the teacher who last gave you an F!
Benefits: You are honourably invited to the DC! You are kicked out for 2 semester’s or even worse depending on the amount of loss!
You become a public figure.
You see your name everywhere.(On notice boards ,emails ).Congrats!
You are a celebrity now!
Drawbacks: You miss your friends at home! 
4. The Death Method
Needs: Some monkey abilities required to reach the NUCES roof (J block is a better option)
Pseudo-Code: 1. Climb the roof through any possible way in your mind.
2 .Reach for the roofs boundoury , Look up at the sky and thank God for the blessed thought of this method.
3. Forget all the distracting thoughts .Forget your parents and your beloved. Start the countdown…3..2…1…JUMP!
Benefits: You die straight away. Or At least you break your spinal cord, jaw, ribs or even both the legs! At least smile now, you got rid of the hectic life at FAST. yayhhhh!
Drawbacks: if unfortunately u are still alive ,your parents beat you up for wasting all their money and petrol they have wasted on picking and dropping !
But if u die ,they curse you at your grave!.
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3.The DC Method
lol
4. The death method super cool oh FASTians might also get an off thru ur death ..so u’ll b their hero !..they might just bless u for a day off
great methods!
i prefer the DC method..lol ..as i kant afford tht my parents curse me at my grave!;)
thumbs up fer the team!:)
lol … nice
how creative mind u have yar!
thats really nice
hahaha…nice one! especially liked the dc method :p
yeh wala ziada zabardast hai !! your way of using the vocablary makes the environment humorous .)))))…..
keep it up!!!
write something interesting abt the situation created by the rumour of bomb blast!!
hats off to saira!!
awWwwWfff….damn alaa..!!!
would love to see someone do the DC wala method! too bad i dont have the guts to do it myself
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